décembre 2011
((OKAY!!! So. Of my some number of irl friends,...
thefastestturk:
((BECAUSE OF MY OBVIOUS LAMENESS, and the fact that 50-75% of my friends are internet friends, I PROPOSE A TUMBLR PARTY! I figure there must be a couple of you who aren’t doing anything on New Year’s and would really like to be. I figure we’d use tinychat or Skype, and we could all hang out and chat and things and then ring in the new year. Bring your own junk food and...
((OKAY!!! So. Of my some number of irl friends,...
thefastestturk:
((BECAUSE OF MY OBVIOUS LAMENESS, and the fact that 50-75% of my friends are internet friends, I PROPOSE A TUMBLR PARTY! I figure there must be a couple of you who aren’t doing anything on New Year’s and would really like to be. I figure we’d use tinychat or Skype, and we could all hang out and chat and things and then ring in the new year. Bring your own junk food and...
((OKAY!!! So. Of my some number of irl friends,...
((BECAUSE OF MY OBVIOUS LAMENESS, and the fact that 50-75% of my friends are internet friends, I PROPOSE A TUMBLR PARTY! I figure there must be a couple of you who aren’t doing anything on New Year’s and would really like to be. I figure we’d use tinychat or Skype, and we could all hang out and chat and things and then ring in the new year. Bring your own junk food and champagne/champagne...
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Tiger&Bunny BL cosplay porn
myfavfandom:
my friend told me about this and sent me this link. is all I have
I DON’T CARE IF I’M ON THE WRONG BLOG. THIS IS AMAZING AND OH MY GOD IS THIS FOR REAL? I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING.
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((Christ, I need to stop going back and reading this RP. It’s hot and sometimes a bit cute, but it’s sad and upsetting and it aways makes me nauseous when I read it…))
((I need to stop going back and reading the ones with Cid, too, since most of those make me feel like crying.))
((I'm really bored. Does anyone want to RP?))
asklucreciacrescent:
(( What do you want to RP? I’m rather bored myself :/ What shall be our scene setting?))
((Hmmmm. I have no idea. xD))
((I'm really bored. Does anyone want to RP?))
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Sex thing.
((I would like to mention that both ‘unwillingly’ and ‘unwittingly’ are used in this post. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME WORD.))
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
Obviously
2. Oral sex?
Yes
3. Licked an ass?
Yes
4. Had your ass licked?
Yes
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
Yes
6. Swallowed cum?
Yes
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
Yes
8. Had anal sex?
Obviously
9. Had an orgasm...
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Anonyme a demandé : ALL TEH NUMBAHS. From the thing from earlier. Sex thing.
FMK, Dares, Magic Anons, Time Anons, Prompts, Top... →
Actually I think m' answer is yes t' all but maybe...
I wonder if you guys can guess which ones’re actually no’s.
It took me forever to find my tie...
remnant-yazoo:
I couldn’t find mine either, at first, but…
When I dressed up as a Turk, I.
Couldn’t find my pants, either.
((Pants? What are those?))
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melodia-di-notturna a demandé : (( YEP IT'S ME ))
um tmi tuesday i guess
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?.
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
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melodia-di-notturna a demandé : (( REMEMBER THE OLD ASK-DEMYX-IX? THE ONE THAT MESSED WITH TURK-WITH-SUNGLASSES A LOT? ))
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melodia-di-notturna a demandé : (( psst guess who ))
castle-prodigy-ienzo CREATED THE TUMBLR TURKS
First person in my ask box gets Complete Ownership...
silveremnant:
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remnant-yazoo:
thefastestturk:
remnant-yazoo:
thefastestturk replied to your post: Yeah right. Ya love this attitude, yo. -grins and laughs-
Yeah, yeah, worse things. -smiles wider- How were yer holidays? Do ya even celebrate?
“I don’t know what there is to celebrate,” Yazoo replied. “I couldn’t get anyone to tell me what the ‘holidays’ were.”
“I see. Well, there’s a few holidays in...
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remnant-yazoo:
thefastestturk replied to your post: Yeah right. Ya love this attitude, yo. -grins and laughs-
Yeah, yeah, worse things. -smiles wider- How were yer holidays? Do ya even celebrate?
“I don’t know what there is to celebrate,” Yazoo replied. “I couldn’t get anyone to tell me what the ‘holidays’ were.”
“I see. Well, there’s a few holidays in th’ winter. Most of ‘em are born...
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Anonyme a demandé : Why are your question options sexual? Isn't there anything else you would like to tell your followers?
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Ask away. →
psychodeliclabia:
What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited?
Have you ever faked an...
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zack-fair-bish a demandé : Why is that? I could probably see if I can help it blow over and all if you want.
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zack-fair-bish a demandé : Hey! Reno! Whats up man?
mommachocobo:
thefastestturk replied to your post: R-Reno!?
Right here, love. -kisses softly- I’m so sorry I was gone so long.
[jumps into his arms] I-I’ve missed you so much…
Gaia sweetie, I’m so fucking sorry I was gone so long, and over Christmas…
Did you an’ ‘Geal an’ th’ kids have a good holiday at least?
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roxyishaweshum replied to your post: Fuckin’ Gaia I’ve been gone ferever.
hey!
Hey there kiddo!
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Flipping over a table in anger: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Putting the table back nicely: ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
Throwing the guy who put the table back nicely: (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)
Fuckin' Gaia I've been gone ferever.
How is everybody?
helloimfranklero:
if you rate a fanfiction NC-17 and there’s no sex you should be put in jail.
ooc: i haven't been here forever. and i come back...
((That is the average consistency of everyone’s blogs ever.))
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'M back, and happy fuckin' holidays.
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isa-isa-baby a demandé : You're still at the top of my crush list and I'm not too sure how that happened.
((Go read this.)) →
wildtigerhearmyrawr:
((It’s a webcomic about an adorable raccoon and some adorable middle schoolers. And one of the middle schoolers is named Cloud. And his sister’s name is Yuna. And he and his entire family are painfully badass. And half of the entire comic is a Final Fantasy reference.))
((I've lost 9 followers on Reno since I started...
((I guess my followers aren’t that into Auron/Jecht. Or possibly their more bothered my the explicit pornography, but, as this is Tumblr, that seems unlikely.))
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jechttheawesome:
Silent Guardian: jechttheawesome: thefastestturk: jechttheawesome: -nods, pulling off…
jechttheawesome:
You…? -moves his mouth down to suck and bite at Jecht’s neck and chin, moving his hand away from the other’s cock, but immediately pushing their hips together-
-gasps and jerks his hips up to meet his- F-fuck..! I.. I fuckin’ love you.
I love you too....
jechttheawesome:
-nods, pulling off the rest of his clothing and bending down again to tear at Jecht’s-
-grinning up at him-
-kisses him deeply as he pulls of Jecht’s last piece of clothing, his hands wandering downwards, one stroking the other’s cock, the other running along his side-
jechttheawesome:
jechttheawesome:
-growls softly and flexes his fingers around Jecht, biting down on his neck- Top or bottom?
-gasps and rubs himself against him- Fuck me.
-groans and nods, shoving the other man to the ground, dropping to straddle him as he shrugged off his robes-